Sunday, May 04, 2008

Why ask me such a question?

Went for dim sum today. Dim sum. Nothing special right? But that's not what this post is about.

My friend's girlfriend asked me something. The question was...: 'Are you gay?" ZOMG WTF?

I'm gonna hide in a corner now...

21 comments:

ChaosGenesis said...

my response to your post...

ZOMGWTFISHBBQTHATSOFUNNY+LOL+LOL(REAL)+LMAO+ROFL+ANYOTHERLAUGHINGSHOTFORMS...


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

WAT D GAY... (pun not intended)

SHIT...

wen a girl asks u dat question..

u NOE ur in trouble..

go hang wid girls more often yo!

wat did u reply btw LOL

magmachilli said...

i answer no lar... DUH!

i know i'm in trouble... i need help man...

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Anonymous said...

I think she was wondering y u so happy tat time :p..

damn funny wei..poor jo :D

ChaosGenesis said...

wl: i seriously doubt dat was her intended meaning LOL

jo: HAHHAA.. good good.. with NO hesiation i hope! any hesitation mus b explained by saying u were so stunned with such an obviously-no question.. u froze..

urm.. hang out wid girls lar duh LOL.. wat u doin oways hanging wid ur guy frens!!!

kaishin said...

funnyyyyyyyy~~~

eh no lar, just hanging out with the girls more doesnt necessarily solve the problem. gay guys got a lot of girl friends one! first u must tell me who's the girl u like, then i will help u announce to the world. problem solved :D

ChaosGenesis said...

haha.. dats true... but if u exclusively hang out wid guys... i believe deres a much higher chance of being labelled 'gay' den if u mixed it up a lil :D

LOL.. kai kai... like dat oso can?? hahahaha

magmachilli said...

why i don't hang out with girls more? because no girls want to be my friend mar... so sad hor... well i not leng chai or anything so no girls want to friend me lor...

it's not as easy as that kai...

Anonymous said...

CONFIDENCE BOSS CONFIDENCE!!!!!!

magmachilli said...

eh it's not a matter of not having enough confidence. it's just that they don't want to be my friends mar... i can't do anything about that...

JS said...

Just try man...

Rejection is better than "Are you gay?" lol ,that's so OMGzor ,haha

Yong-Sama said...

awww jo.. poor thing...

lol kai... hahaha

i got no comment la wei... your friend's gf got problems identifying gays and non-gays isit.. (no offence)
i mean c'mon.. you of all people... =.=

ChaosGenesis said...

haiyo... even in our 'modern' society.. girls stil like being approached.. and not needing to APPROACh a guy... so make d move lar.. do u rly expect girls to automatically come n socialize wid u? dey need 2 jaga muka ok...

dude... how u look... doesn influence wat girls think of u as a PERSOn all dat much ok... (i'd b lying if i said it DOESN at all) esp if ur intentions are jus being friends... sides... its not like u look like some monster... ok.. so ur not brad pitt.. but how many ppl look like him lar? dey're still doin fine!

are u sure u haven't RLY tried makign friends wid girls???

cmon man.. i believe everyone has d intrinsic ability 2 make friends wid d opposite sex...

u very seldom come across ppl who reject someone who ask for fship yo....

ChaosGenesis said...

yong: d long hair... d lack of social interactions wid girls... well... i wudn say he's a good candidate for being gay...

but... its not like it isn possible LOL

kaishin said...

is this ur most commented post? i must write sth lidat on my blog too! *jealous* haha kidding.

hahaha i agree with js, rejection is better than doubts about ur sexuality lol.

u got female friends werd teddies already a bunch lol. i mean among teddies already have. or u mean it's harder there? confidence lar u can one :D

and erm actually don't worry la, i think girls don't have very good gaydar. so erm if a GUY ask u whether u're gay, then u REALLY have to start worrying... lol =p

tInKy said...

Naw... to be honest. I think it's just your hair.

Brandon gets asked that a lot too. Well not him technically. More like I get asked that a lot about Brandon.

It really is just the hair.

Perhaps rather rare to see Chinese guys with long hair?

Seriously la... Some ppl just cant tell when someone is gay. like a certain friend of mine who ALWAYS falls for the gay guy... *rolls eyes*

magmachilli said...

wah 15 comments!? LOLZ ROFL...

fine i do admit that i don't exactly make the initiative to befriend females. mainly cos it just never happens. i don't really know how to explain... it's like there aren't any chances. i mean you don't exactly go up to anyone in lecture and go "hi i want to be your friend." and especially when they have friends of their own... that'll be awkward.

i dunno... honestly, i'm not bothered. well true i don't have many female friends here in canberra but i won't be here for long. que sera sera.

kai, you should dabble in homosexuality. girls experiment sometimes right? or maybe i watch to much tv. well that will increase your readership, cos we'd be asking you to reconsider and stuff. and your BF would be pleading you to change back to being straight. or he'd just ask you to be bi and include him in your midnight rendezvous... but it's easier to forgive a ex-lesbian than an ex-gay. lesbians are sexy, or so i'm told... lolz my pastors won't be happy if they know i told you to do that...

Anonymous said...

16th O.o

well boss it snot about being there for a long time or not. cause you never know where you gonna meet them and its always good to socialize...no matter where..then if you see a girl or wht around just pluck up some courage and say hi la..you never know how it might turn out

kaishin said...

yea it's probably hard if everyone already has their own group or sth. how bout ur guy friends? do they have female friends? start from there maybe? then again, nvm i guess, as u said u're not bothered. :)

dabble in homosexuality just to increase my readership? T.T my blog is not THAT pathetic is it?? maybe you should start reading it to give me a hand @.@ please? lol.

anyway i can say u're quite right. according to one of my psychology textbooks lar. sorry, studying gender identity and sexual orientation today. both men and women are equally likely to be homosexual but men are more likely to be exclusively homosexual. probably hence the impression that girls experiment sometimes.

and yeah as for the lesbians-are-sexy part, i hear guys saying they get turned on by lesbians (or lesbian action for that matter??) but i never heard of girls getting turned on by gays.

magmachilli said...

josh: *goes in lecture, finds a seat and sits down next to this really hot chick* "Hi!"
really hot chick: " err.... Hi?"
josh: "ermmm... Nice weather we having?"
really hot chick: * moves one seat away*

lolz...

you know ar... well my friends have other female friends, but most of the hot ones got BF d, so like the only time i can think of to socialize is to go out to makan... but it'll be weird to ask them out for dinner right?

actually JS, it's not like i'm gonna ask them out right? why would i be rejected?

QH said that how you look don't matter? well i don't know but i personally think that looks do affect how i treat people. i treat you all so well hor... that means you all very leng chai leng lui...

SA, i dunno...i think Brandon gets asked this question because he acts pretty gay... maybe just a little bit. it's not just his hair... lolz... hope he doesn't read this, and don't tell him i said that...

jon, i just don't feel like socializing. if you haven't noticed ar, it's just not my thing...

phew... this would be comment number 19... this has got to be my most commented post...

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JS said...

Why la you start with "really hot chick" , normal girls can be friends too you know...If you start with the sole intention of knowing a girl out of the blues of course la she'll move one seat away from you(rejection),join clubs / societies / sport games or get to know her indirectly through a series of friends ...just my 2 cents.

Confident > leadership > skills/intelligence > Big-mouth/arrogant > handsomeness > cacat