Warning. This will be a total waste of your time. Not to mention will make you more retarded than you already are.

Proceed with caution. A whole lot of bimboness ahead. Anticipate cam-whoring and idiotic behaviour and brain damaging language. You've been warned.

OH and another thing. Please don't think of me any lesser than you do because of this post. I don't really act like this in real life. This is just purely fictional for the purpose of this post. Don't judge me. And besides, I'm sure you take pictures of yourself in public toilets and changing rooms. Don't look at me like that. I know you do. And I don't. And that makes me better than you. OK enough with the verbal diarrhea. Now visual diarrhea!

This is what I ate for dinner. Curry Chicken and Sambal Prawns and Rice. Mmmmm... Actually the curry, looks like curry, smells like curry, is actually curry, but doesn't taste like curry! And if you're really blur, that was a play with Lingham's statement.

I've gotta hurl. That's how I keep my figure y'know. That and the fact that it tasted horrible... (Disclaimer: I'm not anorexic, and I don't self induce vomit. And I don't support such behaviour. Love your body! Love what you eat!)

iPod, it's a gurl's best fren... So pretty. It's prettier than me. I'm gonna bitchslap my iPod. Mreow...

Run Morpheus! Don't get caught by Merovingian!

Camwhoreness level 1. Eww...

I think I look better in black. Camwhoreness level 2. Damn it's really hard to think of a Ah Lian statement when I'm wearing a KSE tee in the pic.

Poke poke.

I prefer jeans to shorts.

Check out my jeans! They make my ass look smaller...

OK... I think I'll stop with all the bimbotic attitude.

I want a new guitar. But not that there's anything wrong with my Jackson...

But I think I should think of getting an amp first. Very hard to rock without one.

Oh yeah what happened to Morpheus? He got his ass whooped...

END!

Foaming at the mouth? Having seizures? Hallucinating? WOW this is a health risk. This is the first and last time I post something this pointless. Blame Qi Hong...