Fire Fire Fire!

They came back! The fireman came back! This time it was the chicken curry! False alarm! Yay!

A New Shiny Toy!

Shiny Shine Shine...

Aiya yai yai yai....

Was watching Power Ranger SPD. Man, reminds me of the days of the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. It was really fun watching that show. Was it aired on Saturday at 6.00pm? I also remember that I missed the show for a few months I think because i had to go for Taekwondo. And the MMPR Movie was awesome. Watched it for like countless of times! I think I still have the cetak rompak VCR tape somewhere ( And to think that there was a time when there were cetak rompak tapes. Hell, to think that there was a time when people actually used those things. Then again, these tapes are still used and sold in Australia, and I would say it's safe to assume that a large proportion of the human population still use them.) The Green/ White Ranger was always so cool! Tommy was always the coolest. With that armor like thingy on him, it probably gave him some type of aura or something. But it did make him stand out! Made all the kids like him. It probably is like why Kevin from the Daria Series always wears his football uniform to hide his scrawny and weak body. Oh well, bottom line is it made him cool! And his ponytail was cool too! I wonder if I would have considered getting a ponytail at the age of 7 if it wasn't school regulation to have short hair? And maybe Tommy's ponytail is why I want to experience at least once in my life what it's like to have a ponytail. Or at least long hair, and maybe a goatie. This proves the influence of Power Rangers on people's lives! Or maybe I'm just weird.

I just thought of something. Tommy wasn't always the leader. Jason was. Man, it must have sucked big time for Jason. Just think about it, the tension and the anger that was kept in Jason's heart, drove him mad and led him to betray the Rangers. I think that would have made a great episode.

Another part of the Power Rangers that has to be the awesome-st (wonder if this word exist) is the Zords! No episode of the Power Rangers is complete without the kick-ass robots! In the mind of a 8 year old, robots are always the coolest! And violence too! Robots + Violence= Anything A Kid Would Hope For In The World. And i like the fact that there were so many of them! And the fact that i always lost track of them. My dad bought me like the first set and it was rad! It was like a dream come true! Man, my daddy loves me. I loved it so much that I kept it and played with it until it kinda fell apart. And if memory serves me right, my sister hated me so much, so much so that she gnawed my Megazord Sword till it's hilt was deformed. Don't think i can ever forgive her. Speaking of the sword, many people complain that Power Rangers is stupid. Why didn't he just finish of the enemy from the start with that sword? And people also complain that watching Power Rangers is pointless. It always has the same ending! Well, I didn't give a shit then and a don't give a shit now either. Damn, these type of buggers really don't know how to enjoy life. And it's not like Korean Dramas or Hollywood Movies are soooooo unpredictable... Dude, just enjoy the fcuking show. Period.

Sometimes I think it's time to grow up, never to watch Power Rangers or even any cartoons. My dad keeps saying that I shouldn't watch cartoons anymore. But man it's hard, like a drug. I'm hooked for life! Maybe I'll forever remain childish. Notice the child-like writing style, and the immature views that I have, and the limited vocabulary? Point proven. I guess the Power Rangers are some part in my life that i can never get rid of. It's probably normal for people to hold on to the past. What reason would they have to (other than the obvious ones), even if we lose everything in this world, one of the things that nobody can rob us of is our memories. So you have your soppy love stories, I have Power Rangers...

Totally...

You're Totally Sarcastic

You sarcastic? Never! You're as sweet as a baby bunny. Seriously, though, you have a sharp tongue - and you aren't afraid to use it. And if people are too wimpy to deal with your attitutde, then too bad. So sad.

How Sarcastic Are You?

Really? I didn't know. Seriously...
Gotta get back to my work...

Wait a minute...

You Are 16% Nerdy

You are definitely not nerdy - in fact, you probably don't know any nerds. You probably care a little too much about your image. No one will know if you secretly watch Star Trek reruns!

How Nerdy Are You?

That ain't right...?
PS. This is proof i have nothing to blog about. And that I have nothing to do (other than study which i refuse to do...)

Not Logical

This ain't logical!

You Are Incredibly Logical

Move over Spock - you're the new master of logic You think rationally, clearly, and quickly. A seasoned problem solver, your mind is like a computer!

How Logical Are You?

;p

Smokey Bear

Smokey Bear. I don't know why but that's the first thing that came to my mind when my roomate Tim set off the fire alarm. At first I was thinking are my glasses fogged up or something, but in just a few seconds I heard someone say "fcuk" (you know what i really mean) and then I was like: "ohhh......". It was like someone was smoking pot or weed or something in the room. Cool..... Not wanting to inhale anymore carbon dioxide and carbon monoxide, I adjourned to the outside of the room to eat my pasta and waited for the firemen to come. I really feel sorry for them. I wonder if they would prefer if it was a real fire. I know i would... I mean it probably is kind of irritating to come at least 3 times to Unilodge. But then again its part of their job, and it's better if there is no damage done right? Right? Hmm...
Another roommate Eric wanted to take a photo with the firemen. Can you believe that? And he was actually serious! He took out his camera! Too bad he didn't have the guts to actually ask them to... Well since Tim's gotta pay $200 for setting of a false alarm ( i think...) and since they're already here, I don't see why they would decline?

Fire alarms kick a**!

Fire Alarm

I despise fire alarms that go off at 2am. Why? Cause it just did about half an hour ago...

Honestly this is getting really unbearable. In 4 weeks, Unilodge has ahad hwat, 14 false fire alarms...? I already lost track... But you get my point right? I can't imagine how pissed the firemen would be, having to come over to check everytime, only to find it was caused by someone smoking in the room.

Can't be bothered to leave the room. It's a false alarm anyway. But what if it isn't? What if? This is like the boy who cried wolf, just that the boy is not the one with the lambs. It's the villagers with the lambs and who have everything to lose.

Smoking kills. Especially after what I'll do to you for setting the !@#$-ing alarm.

Touchable Art?

Went to The Art Gallery Of NSW on the 13th since it was opposite The Domain which we went for Jazz In The Domain: Noite Brasil. Saw this piece of art. It was more of a collage and what caught my eye was how the artist used a fake set of teeth in his artwork. It was jutting out of the page and was like beckoning me to touch. I kinda forgot that you're not suppose to touch the work and succumbed to the temptation. Yes I touched it. Just once. Maybe twice. Then that dumba** worker there told me: "Don't touch the painting. You're not suppose to touch the painting. This painting is very expensive." Well dumba** worker with some beard, I have to respect you for being older, but if you paid so much for some dumb "painting" (I wouldn't really call it a painting except for the part where the artist drew something like boobs and a vagina, well at least they look like them) which just consist of lots of newspaper cuttings pasted on a big cardboard, well then maybe I should try to do "art" and sell it to idiots like you? If it's so expensive why didn't you get something that's made if high quality materials. A Mercedes will not be made from parts of Proton standard right? If it's so precious why didn't you just invest a little but more in setting up a plastic covering or a fence or something?Or even a sign to say "Don't Touch The Artwork." Morons.


Ok fine I have to admit I was wrong but it got me thinking, "is there art that you can touch?" I mean why must art only appeal to our eyes or ears. START SOMETHING NEW! Well maybe it does exist. Imagine art where you can feel the textures, or smell the fragrances. Well if you think food is art which is in my opinion. Whatever...

Current State: I want to download some Jazz.

MH 141

Left Malaysia on 6 January 2007.
How I feel? Like on holiday.
Felt nice to have people send you off. And the gifts are a plus too. Thanks for your love and gifts (if you are reading this)
Well seems like this is gonna be one hell of a holiday.

I dropped my baby.

Just a note. Dropped classical guitar and scratched lower right side and upper right side. Opps. Must keep track of all the scratches and dents and chips sustianed by my baby.

How to make cool noises with your guitar

So lame, yet so funny.....
Hongkie with a Brit mix Aussie accent

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What the ?!
-Dragonforce Through The Fire & Flames

Tahniah 啊? 好笑eh.......

Breaths in. Breaths out. 1, 2, 3.


AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
去死! Why me? What about my education?
I don't know if the government is gonna take action against me for publicly displaying my dissatisfaction in being one of the "chosen ones". Let's see. My cousin sister got selected two years ago, now her brother and me are selected. What the Fish? Let's see what I plan to do. Get my degree, go for NS and after that, with the M-16 training, I could support the Israelis. Okay not the Israelis. Since I live in a Muslim country how could I go against my fellow country men's brothers in Faith. Plus my passport says I can't go to Israel anyway. Now will I get in trouble? I thought my friend was very unlucky to be selected. Now me....

I guess in a few days I'm gonna get over the fact that I'm selected. But I still feel "boh song" leh...

Siren

Soft-spoken, she calls my name,

So alluring it's driving me insane,

How can I get her voice out of my head,

When I want to hear it everyday?



I'm not an emo and not into all those things. But just thought i have a go at some poetry...
Whatever...

Proof of the level of boredom of Joshua Lim at 23.16.10pm on 27 April 2006.

Have you ever thought you wanna kill someone? Well today is your lucky day. Since Joshua is bored to bits, he'll kill anyone for you. At a fee of course. But Joshua is bored so he'll do it at a discounted price. From now to then, you will be able to enjoy discounts of up to 99.99%. And that's not all, if you are our first customer every hour, you will also get your second assasination free. Our offers are only for a limited time only.

Lalalala.......

Nasi Lemak: Perfect Substitute For Cocaine?

After hearing York Kun doing a terrible rendition of Whitney Houston's "I Will Always Love You", I thought about drug-related deaths. WHY? Why do they do it? No they not that drug abuse only brings more pain. Is that high worth it?
I guess Whitney just got into the wrong company. Her husband Bobbie Brown smokes crack. Her In-Laws smoke crack. But then again that would be a really pathetic excuse don;t you think. What about her daughter? Immoral and irresponsible parents.


Many have died a shameful death due to their uncontrolled addiction. Let's list a few shall we?
1. John "Bonzo" Bonham from Led Zeppelin - Asphyxiation caused by choking on his own vomit
He was a drunkard who couldn't stop drinking. Drank 16 shots of vodka before death.
2. Marilyn Monroe - Overdose of sleeping pills
Had a Seven Year Itch for sedatives?
3. Eddie Guerrero - Heart failure due to prior drug abuse
Even after giving up drugs and alcohol, he stilled had to face the skeletons in his closet. At least he had a chance to redeem himself and he did. God bless him.
4. Jimi Hendrix - Respiratory arrest caused by barbiturate overdose
Hailed as one of the greatest guitarist in the history of mankind, this hippie was also the greatest idiot.
5. Elvis Presley - Heart attack caused by barbiturate overdose
Must have been the hair...

Not only do drug addicts end their lives with their addictions, they end other people's lives too.
Andrew Aycock, pilot with expired license by day, junkie by night
Aycock caused the death of guitar legend Randy Rhoads of Ozzy Ozbourne and hairdresser Rachel Youngblood by doing a divebomb with them in the backseat. The plane clipped a bus and cracjed into a house. Further investigation showed that his license was expired and he had cocaine in his system.

So kiddies, don't do drugs. Get high with the most high Jesus Christ and a packet of nasi lemak.

Sedap...

Noodle は女の子である!

Did you know Noodle is a girl? For years since Gorillaz first single I thought Noodle was a boy. Now a 10 year old guitar playing girl, that's too fictional. There are rumours that Noodle might be dead. Why? Just don't get all these marketing strategies to boost sales and such..... Her "death" is related to El Manana. Go figure.

I don't know how Gorillaz sells. The music is good but what's up with the fictional characters. They don't even have a real-life identity. The people that sing and play for the characters keep changing. It's like an pop music oriented anime show.

And just for the record, I like Gorillaz.

Too old for cartoons?

Christian Edition?

Brokeback Mountain- Christian Edition?
Hmmmmm..........................

Tamatlah Cuti Sekolah Penggal Pertama 2006

Why do holidays have to come to an end? Like a fairytale. Time to go back to the mundane lifestyle of enriching thy mind and soul with knowledge beyond comprehension to maketh thyself a human being of worth and honour. Who wants to be sampah masyarakat? Now bring on the homework you sadistic teachers which delight in our misery. My teacher said that she enjoys hearing the moans and groans of students when she gives homework. What is this world coming too? God save us from this Modern Babylon! Hear our cries.....

Okay maybe it's not so bad but now got to study extra, extra, EXTRA hard if I want to continue my education. Screwed up my SPM. Can't screw S.A.M. now!