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Bad Fruit.
Click me not unless you want to read.*
He had a rotten banana but you just didn't care
You sucked his tiny dick like Chupa Chups on the stairs
I don't know why I liked you when you look just like a mare
All I know is a whore like you should be mauled by a bear
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Inspired by the ever random and crude Bloodhound Gang who
wrote songs like "Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo", "I Wish I
Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks", "Diarrhea Runs In The
Family" and also The Presidents Of United States Of America
who wrote songs like "Peaches", "Naked and Famous" and whose
song "Peaches was parodied by Bill Nye The Science Guy and has
been stuck in my head since Form 1 maybe?
My mom would kill me if she sees this.
Currently waiting for my book deal from Dr. Seuss. Waiting...
Hope God doesn't smite me... Maybe I shouldn't come up with shit
like this...


| You're Totally Sarcastic |
You sarcastic? Never! You're as sweet as a baby bunny. Seriously, though, you have a sharp tongue - and you aren't afraid to use it. And if people are too wimpy to deal with your attitutde, then too bad. So sad. |
| You Are 16% Nerdy |
You are definitely not nerdy - in fact, you probably don't know any nerds. You probably care a little too much about your image. No one will know if you secretly watch Star Trek reruns! |
| You Are Incredibly Logical |
Move over Spock - you're the new master of logic You think rationally, clearly, and quickly. A seasoned problem solver, your mind is like a computer! |
