I dropped my baby.

Just a note. Dropped classical guitar and scratched lower right side and upper right side. Opps. Must keep track of all the scratches and dents and chips sustianed by my baby.

How to make cool noises with your guitar

So lame, yet so funny.....
Hongkie with a Brit mix Aussie accent

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What the ?!
-Dragonforce Through The Fire & Flames

Tahniah 啊? 好笑eh.......

Breaths in. Breaths out. 1, 2, 3.


AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
去死! Why me? What about my education?
I don't know if the government is gonna take action against me for publicly displaying my dissatisfaction in being one of the "chosen ones". Let's see. My cousin sister got selected two years ago, now her brother and me are selected. What the Fish? Let's see what I plan to do. Get my degree, go for NS and after that, with the M-16 training, I could support the Israelis. Okay not the Israelis. Since I live in a Muslim country how could I go against my fellow country men's brothers in Faith. Plus my passport says I can't go to Israel anyway. Now will I get in trouble? I thought my friend was very unlucky to be selected. Now me....

I guess in a few days I'm gonna get over the fact that I'm selected. But I still feel "boh song" leh...

Siren

Soft-spoken, she calls my name,

So alluring it's driving me insane,

How can I get her voice out of my head,

When I want to hear it everyday?



I'm not an emo and not into all those things. But just thought i have a go at some poetry...
Whatever...

Proof of the level of boredom of Joshua Lim at 23.16.10pm on 27 April 2006.

Have you ever thought you wanna kill someone? Well today is your lucky day. Since Joshua is bored to bits, he'll kill anyone for you. At a fee of course. But Joshua is bored so he'll do it at a discounted price. From now to then, you will be able to enjoy discounts of up to 99.99%. And that's not all, if you are our first customer every hour, you will also get your second assasination free. Our offers are only for a limited time only.

Lalalala.......

Nasi Lemak: Perfect Substitute For Cocaine?

After hearing York Kun doing a terrible rendition of Whitney Houston's "I Will Always Love You", I thought about drug-related deaths. WHY? Why do they do it? No they not that drug abuse only brings more pain. Is that high worth it?
I guess Whitney just got into the wrong company. Her husband Bobbie Brown smokes crack. Her In-Laws smoke crack. But then again that would be a really pathetic excuse don;t you think. What about her daughter? Immoral and irresponsible parents.


Many have died a shameful death due to their uncontrolled addiction. Let's list a few shall we?
1. John "Bonzo" Bonham from Led Zeppelin - Asphyxiation caused by choking on his own vomit
He was a drunkard who couldn't stop drinking. Drank 16 shots of vodka before death.
2. Marilyn Monroe - Overdose of sleeping pills
Had a Seven Year Itch for sedatives?
3. Eddie Guerrero - Heart failure due to prior drug abuse
Even after giving up drugs and alcohol, he stilled had to face the skeletons in his closet. At least he had a chance to redeem himself and he did. God bless him.
4. Jimi Hendrix - Respiratory arrest caused by barbiturate overdose
Hailed as one of the greatest guitarist in the history of mankind, this hippie was also the greatest idiot.
5. Elvis Presley - Heart attack caused by barbiturate overdose
Must have been the hair...

Not only do drug addicts end their lives with their addictions, they end other people's lives too.
Andrew Aycock, pilot with expired license by day, junkie by night
Aycock caused the death of guitar legend Randy Rhoads of Ozzy Ozbourne and hairdresser Rachel Youngblood by doing a divebomb with them in the backseat. The plane clipped a bus and cracjed into a house. Further investigation showed that his license was expired and he had cocaine in his system.

So kiddies, don't do drugs. Get high with the most high Jesus Christ and a packet of nasi lemak.

Sedap...

Noodle は女の子である!

Did you know Noodle is a girl? For years since Gorillaz first single I thought Noodle was a boy. Now a 10 year old guitar playing girl, that's too fictional. There are rumours that Noodle might be dead. Why? Just don't get all these marketing strategies to boost sales and such..... Her "death" is related to El Manana. Go figure.

I don't know how Gorillaz sells. The music is good but what's up with the fictional characters. They don't even have a real-life identity. The people that sing and play for the characters keep changing. It's like an pop music oriented anime show.

And just for the record, I like Gorillaz.

Too old for cartoons?

Christian Edition?

Brokeback Mountain- Christian Edition?
Hmmmmm..........................

Tamatlah Cuti Sekolah Penggal Pertama 2006

Why do holidays have to come to an end? Like a fairytale. Time to go back to the mundane lifestyle of enriching thy mind and soul with knowledge beyond comprehension to maketh thyself a human being of worth and honour. Who wants to be sampah masyarakat? Now bring on the homework you sadistic teachers which delight in our misery. My teacher said that she enjoys hearing the moans and groans of students when she gives homework. What is this world coming too? God save us from this Modern Babylon! Hear our cries.....

Okay maybe it's not so bad but now got to study extra, extra, EXTRA hard if I want to continue my education. Screwed up my SPM. Can't screw S.A.M. now!

Final Destination 3

Final Destination 3. Wicked sick...
I can't believe a show with rather explicit scenes could pass off getting a U/G rating! Loved the part where the nail gun shot that girl in the head MULTIPLE TIMES! Walauwey! Too much! And she just slowly died with blood ozzing out! Ewww! Wasn't that cool a movie. Kinda think it was a waste of my RM8. At least I watched it with friends. Gotta hand it to Director James Wong, making "Turn Around, Look At Me" by The Vogues sound so demonic and sadistic. That sick twisted child.....

There is someone........................

Seems like all my post about movies wan. What to do holiday watch to many movies!

V for Vendetta

Who doesn't want to overthrow the government? The Thais are trying to do it right? If the government doesn't comply to the society they should be shown to the door because it's the people who elected them as the leaders of the nation!

Okay now i got to hide! Hope they don't find me! Ekkk!

Fine. Maybe not all our wants but at least our needs eh?

小孩不笨2

When was the last time someone praised you? When was the last time you praised someone?

Watched "I Not Stupid Too". It was a movie that was really entertaining. It was hilarious as it was touching. It deals with the loneliness and pain that teenagers usually face in this world today. I think this movie will open the eyes of parents to appreciate their children more and spend more time with them. It's sad that parents are so caught up in the world trying to earn money. Well I guess no parent is perfect...

Watch this show!!!

Let's hope the upcoming post won't be as blank as this.

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